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10 Funniest Songs Ever Written

Funny and humorous lyrics! Guaranteed to drive you nuts!
CD of the music of Jaime Lyn Beatty, Dolphin Safe Tunes

Singing flower with choral book.


Humor and music go together. Both laughter and singing have the power to transcend your emotions and boost your mood. This is music to make you smile. Warning! You may not be able to resist singing these tunes out loud.


10. They're Coming To Take Me Away Ha Ha, 
...to the funny farm!
--Napoleon XIV (aka Jerry Samuels)

9. Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah, 
...here I am at...Camp Renada...
—Alan Sherman

8. Dead Skunk in the Middle of the Road, 
...stinkin' to high heaven!
—Loudon Wainwright III

7. Do Wacka Do, 
...wacka do, wacka do, wacka....
—Roger Miller

6. Purple People Eater, 
...was a one arm, one eyed, blind purple people eater
—Sheb Wooley

5. Short People, 
...got nobody...to love
—Randy Newman

4. Beep Beep, 
...the horn went beep, beep, beep....
—the Playmates

3. Monster Mash, 
...it was a graveyard smash....
—Bobby "Borris" Pickett & The Crypt-Kickers

2. Yellow Polka Dot Bikini, 
...She wore an itsy bitsy, teenie weenie...
—Paul Vance, Lee Pockriss

1. Drop Kick Me Jesus Through the Goal Posts of Life, 
'nuff said.
—Bobby Bares

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Author: Karla Beatty About
These funny songs actually were hits, all of 'em! How many of them do you remember? Everybody wants to smile. Try singing them ou tloud for an instant feel good moment. Find out some more about music and mood in Joyful Music.

Get ready to smile. Read more creative articles about music in the category Creative Arts.
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  • Meditation
    • Sitting Meditation
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    • Breathing: On Counting Breaths
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    • Bellows Breathing
    • Mindfulness of Breathing
    • Buddhism 101: The Grand Illusion
  • LifeStyle
    • Mind and Spirit >
      • How To Be Happy
      • Pope's Tips for a Happier Life
      • Happiness If-Onlys
      • What is Love
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      • Be a Team Player
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        • Funny Tens >
          • Cheesy Pick Up Lines
          • Pick Up Lines for Scientists
    • Food for Life >
      • Lacy Baked Cheese Crisps
      • Healthy Snack Kale Chips
      • An Apple a Day
      • Become a Vegan
      • Tips for a Vegan Diet
      • Juice Cleanse
      • Juice Cleanse Recipes
    • Expanding World >
      • Travel First-Aid Kit
      • 10 Ways to Relieve Stress
  • Creative Arts
    • You Can Do It >
      • Oil Painting Brushes
      • How To Hold a Paint Brush
      • Painting with a Painter's Knife
      • How To Hold a Painting Knife
      • Use a Painting Knife: Textures and Marks
      • Sketchbooks for Artists
      • Be Creative With Your Photographs
      • Warm Up the Voice for Singing
      • How To Write A Haiku Poem
      • Listen to Music
    • Creativity Matters >
      • Traits of Creative People
      • Jobs for Creatives
      • Joyful Music
      • Funniest Songs
    • Arts Appreciated >
      • Vincent Van Gogh Insights into Creativity
      • Brilliant Quotes for Artists
      • History of Botanical Illustration
      • Haiku Poetry of Basho
  • Nature
    • Environment >
      • Sow Bugs in Vegetable Gardens
      • Sow Bugs and Diatomaceous Earth
      • Organic Pest Control
      • Organic Lawn Care
      • Feeding and Weeding Organic Lawn Care
      • Compost Tea
      • Making Compost Tea
      • 10 Steps to Organic Lawn Care
      • Ground Covering Plants
      • Electric Vehicles Benefits
      • Recycling Paper Benefits
      • Save Energy and Natural Resources
      • Wind Mill Turbines
    • Natural World >
      • Survive an Earthquake
      • Survive a Landslide
      • Tsunamis Start With Little Warning
      • Coyotes and People Encounters
      • Domesticated Insects
    • Your World Outdoors >
      • Spiritual Experiences in Nature
      • Natural Tick Prevention
      • Tailgate Parties Go Green
  • Well-Being
    • Self-Care Vitality >
      • High Heels Are Hurting Me
      • Muscle Relaxation Head and Back
      • Progressive Muscle Relaxation
      • How to Breathe
      • Breathe Deeply Health Benefits
      • Natural Skin Care Tips
      • Dry Brush Skin Exfoliation
    • Alternative Medicine >
      • Natural First Aid Kit
      • CoQ10 for Vibrant Health
      • Rhodiola, a Natural Herbal Alternative
      • 10 Natural Home Remedies for Bee Stings
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      • Natural Deodorants Lose Underarm Odor
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